1519年，正德十五年，江苏南京皇g0ng
？？？：#039#039#039#039#039#039#039#039宁王爷，你还有什麽遗言？朕姑且听听看，就看你还有什麽废话能说，哈哈哈哈。#039#039#039#039#039#039#039#039
宁王：#039#039#039#039#039#039#039#039放肆，我宁王一世英名，岂容你这臭小子如此侮辱！我下到地狱十八层也不会放过你！#039#039#039#039#039#039#039#039
？？？：#039#039#039#039#039#039#039#039混帐，居然敢这样称呼朕！你是欠打还是怎样！#039#039#039#039#039#039#039#039
宁王：#039#039#039#039#039#039#039#039少废话！要杀便杀，息随尊便！#039#039#039#039#039#039#039#039
？？？：#039#039#039#039#039#039#039#039口气真大，你以为朕不敢吗？来人！拖出去，你们要怎麽处理这混帐，朕一概不理！#039#039#039#039#039#039#039#039
几名壮汉把宁王拖出王g0ng，不久，g0ng外传来一阵惨叫声
大家好，我是最垃圾？的旁白君。这位自称朕的人，不是谁，就是当今的明朝皇帝，正德皇帝朱厚照！
朱厚照：#039#039#039#039#039#039#039#039诸君辛苦了。来人，传赣南巡抚王yan明进g0ng召见。#039#039#039#039#039#039#039#039
一宦官：#039#039#039#039#039#039#039#039来人，传王yan明！#039#039#039#039#039#039#039#039
此时，一名气宇轩昂的红衣g0ng员迈步踏进皇g0ng
？？：#039#039#039#039#039#039#039#039臣，王yan明，叩问皇上，圣躬金安#039#039#039#039#039#039#039#039
朱厚照：#039#039#039#039#039#039#039#039朕安。朕闻yan明先生此次平乱有功，敢问yan明先生是否愿意随朕回京并接受封赏？#039#039#039#039#039#039#039#039
王yan明：#039#039#039#039#039#039#039#039臣等不需封赏，只望能为国家舍身效命，至於回京之事，臣悉随尊便。#039#039#039#039#039#039#039#039
朱厚照：#039#039#039#039#039#039#039#039好，那你就陪朕一同回京吧。#039#039#039#039#039#039#039#039
回京途中
朱厚照：#039#039#039#039#039#039#039#039朕得到yan明先生如此忠臣，我们大明有福！#039#039#039#039#039#039#039#039
王yan明：#039#039#039#039#039#039#039#039皇上过奖了。#039#039#039#039#039#039#039#039
忽然，朱厚照的马在过河途中失衡
朱厚照：#039#039#039#039#039#039#039#039啊！#039#039#039#039#039#039
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朱厚照从马上掉进水里
随行众将：#039#039#039#039#039#039#039#039快！快救皇上！#039#039#039#039#039#039#039#039
王yan明：#039#039#039#039#039#039#039#039我跳进水里看看！你们在陆上等我！#039#039#039#039#039#039#039#039
随行众将：#039#039#039#039#039#039#039#039yan明先生，万万不可，我们不能再有更多的牺牲！#039#039#039#039#039#039#039#039
王yan明：#039#039#039#039#039#039#039#039放肆！国可一日无我王yan明，但绝不可一日无君！#039#039#039#039#039#039#039#039
王yan明摆脱众将臣的阻拦，一跃下去
王yan明在水中苦苦寻找，终於见到朱厚照，但这里水太深，根本过不去救朱厚照
与此同时，一道光从深不见底的水底照上来，一瞬间把朱和王卷进去
朱/王：啊！！！！！！！！！！
旁白君：此时的他们并不知道，他们的未来将会出现翻天覆地的转变！
-待续-
再次醒来的时候，皇帝发觉自己掉进一个垃圾桶
朱厚照：哇，好臭，这他妈是哪里？
没有人回答
朱厚照：g，有人在吗？有人在吗？
朱只好自己从垃圾桶挣扎出来，惊现身边的景象
朱厚照：这是哪里？我到底在什麽地方。
朱看着外面的车子，感到惊奇